[dirkmanchest]

I have come to the site for years and learned a lot. I finally got around to joining.
My user name is a joke my two friends and I came up with one long afternoon when the facility
we were stationed at was on a cease all movement status. We were trying to out do each other in creating fake
hollywood macho names. Plus I can rest assured that nobody has that user name that goofy.
So, hello to all and thanks for having me aboard.

 

[applesmasher]

Welcome aboard, you smoking hot macho hunk of Hollywood beefcake, you!

... or something along those lines.

I assume you're a bit more pro-weapon than the typical hand-wringing produced in coastal California these days.