My
friend "Roy" came through town
on his way home from a big machinegun shoot
in Alabama. He invited us to shoot some
of his guns.
Now, I love firearms, but have never owned
a full-auto firearm.
Roy has a bunch, all completely legal. He
dates the girls, but has never let one talk
him onto marriage. As a result, he has money
for his hobby.
As I told a guy that said, "Wow! What
a great collection!"
"Yep, that's the wedding that he never
had."  |